First Year Students
The Unofficial Students Page
Hello and welcome to the weird and wonderful world of some of the outstanding students,
here at the first year of computer animation at Bournemouth University.
Please view at your leisure these crazed beings. You can either select one from the list or scroll down the page and view all at your leisure.
This deranged lot are last years students, Who used to be so normal !
Catherine Mullan
"Top of the morning to you and welcome to Catherine's profile.
Whilst your reading, sit in the lovely surroundings of Catherine's Traditional
own Irish pub and enjoy a drink"
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AGE: late teens,
LOOKS: Attractive, friendly and Irish (oh and ginger)
FAVOURITE PASS TIMES: Computers are a must, as well as the occasional drink and a wee bit of the old traditional Irish dancing (she once danced with Mr Michael Flatly, you know) |
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SO SHE COULD SHOW ME SOME NEW DANCING MOVES? : You could say that, Although Her last session meant that she ended up on the floor, with her legs everywhere!
WAS SHE PUSHED OR HAD SHE PULLED SOME BLOKE: Neither of those, you see Catherine only has one love of her life 'Mr Murphy's', whom you'll always see her with.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: "Where am I?"
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: "No thanks, I'm not actually thirsty!!!"
You are now leaving Catherine's pub, Your far too drunk!
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Laura Dias
Pronounced "(you're going to) Die-Arse ";
"Greetings Earthlings, and welcome to our majical planet, here you will meet one
of our strangest inhabitants, be careful though she bites (and it really hurts)!!!
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AGE: 2-4(mentally),
LOOKS: Trendy, outgoing, Sheryl Crow look-alike, high on drugs, oh and silly tongue piecing (see picture)
FAVOURITE PASS TIMES: Generally mucking about, causing disturbances in class, getting frustrated(sometimes spotted wearing a leash around the union)oh and constant talking. |
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SO IS SHE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HER EXTENSIVE COMPUTER KNOWLAGE? : Urrhh! Not exactly!
OK! WHAT ABOUT LIFE, LOVE, LITRITURE, AND BEING A BETTER PERSON: You definatly havn't met her have you!, she's a real shocker.
WELL THEN IF SHE'S SUCH A DOSSER SURLEY SHE SHOULD BE THROWN OUT: Wrong again, she somehow managed to become the student rep.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: "Something rude and loud"
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: "Nothing!!!
Its time to time warp out of here! "NANO NANO EARTHLINGS" (Remember she is dangerous)
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Kevan
Pronounced "Ke-vAn" - Yes, it is an 'a' (Kelvin for short);
"Hello there boyo, and welcome to the land where the sheep are pleanty,
thats right boyo, your in sunny Wales, home of this wool lovin kid!!!
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AGE: Still in shorts,
LOOKS: Cute, Happy go lucky welshman, Fluffy hair too.
FAVOURITE PASS TIMES: Knitting, big wooley jumpers, roaming the hills, choir singing, and getting arse kicked at badminton. |
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THIS CHAP SOUNDS A NICE ENOUGTH FELLA, WHY DID HE LEAVE HIS BELOVED HILLS? : Well you see back in wales he's a sheep shearing hero, he needed a break from the fast pace of being every welsh girls idol !
WOW WHAT A STUD, DOES HE HAVE THE SAME APEALL DOWN HERE IN BOURNEMOUTH: He does't like to brag of course, but his flat mates say they've heard many a loud bleat, through the walls!!.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: "Alright Boyo"
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: "Don't you just love the english!!!
Kevs going to sing i think you'd better leave!
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Marcus
Sercret Agent "006"
"Grovey Baby, Super to see you could make it to this love shack,
of super stud, from foreign seas, the one they call "
"Austrian Powers"
I'M SURE I'VE HEARD OF THIS BLOKE BEFORE WAS HE IN A FILM? : Well in Austria everyone's heard of him, he's constantly mobed by girls in the street, as for seeing him in a film, he was once a austrian porn star !
SO WHY DID HE COME HERE BOURNEMOUTH: Roumour has it that he's here as an undercover agent to foil the plans of an 'evil' called 'Mathsmaster' !!.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: "Grovey baybe/ your place or mine/ shagadelic"
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: "no thanks baby!!!"
visit the officail austin power web site here!
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Nania
"Na Na, Na Na, Na Na Na-dia(in the style of vindaloo) "
"G'day, you soft old pomies , sit down while i stick a croc burger on the barbie",
Enjoy the sun, and the lovely scenery of the outback, but before you go any further could you tie me kangaroo down sport !!!
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AGE: 22,
LOOKS: Usually pig-tailed sixties grover
FAVOURITE PASS TIMES:Consuming the amber nectar, along with a host of other bevarages, and the ocassional suprize visit on Neigbours, and even more occassional visit to lectures |
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WOW SHE'S BEEN IN NEIGHBOURS: Oh yes nania is pictured above with some of her close personal friends, (harold bishop and her often play the trombone together) !
DOES SHE DO ANYTHING ELSE IN AUSRALIA: Only being the national surf champion, crocodile wrestler and lifegaurd !!.
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: "g'day mate"
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: "strewth, had enough of this pommie beer!!!"
Anyway, surfs up, see you late mate!
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Miles Green
"Miles Green Fairy Liquid"(in the style of the cheesy advert)
"Hi, gotta be quick I've gotta go running! They don't call me Miles 'the Duracel Bunny' for nothing you know!"
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AGE: 20,
LOOKS: A kind of David Haselhof/Eric the schoolboy cross breed
FAVOURITE PASS TIMES: Anything involving a heart rate of 180 bpm or greater |
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WHAT! HE ASPIRES TO BE LIKE DAVID HASSELHOF?: Oh yes, he plans to both, be in Baywatch and get a number one pop album in Germany!
Duracel Bunny? I thought his nick name was Captain planet: Arr, well. That depends on which of his personaliteies we're talking about. He has been known by several names already including BustaGut Green and Cricket on the Green
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: "Gotta go I'm supposed to be rowing/running/rollerblading/swimming/etc in 5 minutes!"
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: "I think I'll have a quiet night in"
"There's plenty of time to rest when your dead!"
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